TRULY THE GREATEST PIECE OF RECENT DURAG HISTORY

magnacarterholygrail:

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jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

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I never wanted any of this.

I never wanted to be in the games.

I just wanted to save my sister,

and keep Peeta alive.

(Source: wellroundedandpracticallyperfect, via just-about-miss-lawrence)

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

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silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

(Source: pip-pip-piddlydoo, via whatishumourthough)

kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

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