Anonymous asked:
Say something australian

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

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untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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cramp:

can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids

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