self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.