This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name


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Anonymous asked:
I'm really sorry about your bad day.

thank you :( i have to be up at 5am too and i can’t sleep so, thats a nice way to top off the night

Anonymous asked:
Tony Abbot also seems like the kind of person who doesn't like puppies.


Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

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"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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why were you in a swedish newspapper site? I know it was linked to the justin and orlando thing, but still, why a swedish newspapper? (I'm from sweden thats why I'm asking :)

Bc I was reading something and it linked me to that article bc it has the clearest view of what happened


one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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